My relationship with photography.
Yes I have a penis… Please stop taking photos of me that will make me wanna kill myself at 20 FFS!!!
Im still a human! And NOT a photo prop to be placed in every photo.
Yes, im still in school and dont even know how to spell kammera.. Luckily I have a veery thin moustache to save me from embaressment!
Yeeah baby! Look at me!! I have a penis! Do you want a photo of it? I have several!!
Image stabilizer?? Whats that? Must be for noobs. Im a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Google, local store that sell primes with image stabilizer.. Might be the camera tho, or Im pretty sure it’s the camera making all photos blurry.
WTF!!! This image stabilizer thing isnt working. Or.. it could be my camera AGAIN!
Have anyone seen my camera?? I cant find it!! Hey Ulf, you’re holding it in your hand already! Ohhh, sorry..
Hey Hilda something is wrong! I cant see my penis! Luckily i have all the old penis photos saved on that computer-thingy!
Shoot as much as you can, you never know when you need them!
(My lousy sense of humor never leaves me, apparently..)