My relationship with photography.

0-5 years:
Yes I have a penis… Please stop taking photos of me that will make me wanna kill myself at 20 FFS!!!

5-10 years:
Im still a human! And NOT a photo prop to be placed in every photo.

10-15 years:
Yes, im still in school and dont even know how to spell kammera.. Luckily I have a veery thin moustache to save me from embaressment!

15-25 years:
Yeeah baby! Look at me!! I have a penis! Do you want a photo of it? I have several!!

25-35 years:
Image stabilizer?? Whats that? Must be for noobs. Im a cowboy shooting from the hip!

35-55 years:
Google, local store that sell primes with image stabilizer.. Might be the camera tho, or Im pretty sure it’s the camera making all photos blurry.

55-65 years:
WTF!!! This image stabilizer thing isnt working. Or.. it could be my camera AGAIN! 

65-75 years:
Have anyone seen my camera?? I cant find it!! Hey Ulf, you’re holding it in your hand already! Ohhh, sorry..

75- years:
Hey Hilda something is wrong! I cant see my penis! Luckily i have all the old penis photos saved on that computer-thingy!

Summary:
Shoot as much as you can, you never know when you need them!

(My lousy sense of humor never leaves me, apparently..)

My relationship with photography.

0-5 years:
Yes I have a penis… Please stop taking photos of me that will make me wanna kill myself at 20 FFS!!!

5-10 years:
Im still a human! And NOT a photo prop to be placed in every photo.

10-15 years:
Yes, im still in school and dont even know how to spell kammera.. Luckily I have a veery thin moustache to save me from embaressment!

15-25 years:
Yeeah baby! Look at me!! I have a penis! Do you want a photo of it? I have several!!

25-35 years:
Image stabilizer?? Whats that? Must be for noobs. Im a cowboy shooting from the hip!

35-55 years:
Google, local store that sell primes with image stabilizer.. Might be the camera tho, or Im pretty sure it’s the camera making all photos blurry.

55-65 years:
WTF!!! This image stabilizer thing isnt working. Or.. it could be my camera AGAIN!

65-75 years:
Have anyone seen my camera?? I cant find it!! Hey Ulf, you’re holding it in your hand already! Ohhh, sorry..

75- years:
Hey Hilda something is wrong! I cant see my penis! Luckily i have all the old penis photos saved on that computer-thingy!

Summary:
Shoot as much as you can, you never know when you need them!

(My lousy sense of humor never leaves me, apparently..)